When you’re a puppy, the world is your napping spot.
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
My friend and I are like
Then the teacher goes “… but I will be assigning the pairs.”
So my friend and I are like
parents are sleeping
me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
i’m sleeping
parents: ok it’s time to vacuum for hours and yell at each other and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof
